Garden Writing Big Menu
Decisions, decisions!
Every single business consultant I’ve ever read would tell me I’m not supposed to have a Chinese menu for my services list. Too much choice! Too confusing! Well, the short answer to, “What can Katie do for you?” is this: garden writing. All kinds, all formats. It’s my superpower.
If you’re the kind of person who prefers to frequent small boutique or divey restaurants with the two daily options written on either a fancy chalkboard or a paper plate (depending on which type establishment you’re frequenting), here’s your service menu:
Popular Choices (a.k.a. The Specials)
Running on the Hamster Wheel
Organizing and implementing, served with a side of copywriting, and garnished with frequent follow-ups.
This is the best choice when you need someone to get things done with precision and on schedule. A good example of this is email marketing or social media campaigns. Somebody has to be able to make a schedule and stick with it, tracking down all of the moving parts—pictures, prices, copy, links, schedules—and making sure those are cohesively put together and mailed. It’s not a one-time thing, either, it’s ongoing, and exhausting to someone being pulled in 20 different directions. Need help?
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Storytelling & Deal Closing
Juicy Words That Incite Action. Served On Glossy 100 Pound Paper; Garnished With Carefully Crafted Calls To Action.
This is the best choice when you need someone to get things done with precision and on schedule. A good example of this is email marketing or social media campaigns. Somebody has to be able to make a schedule and stick with it, tracking down all of the moving parts—pictures, prices, copy, links, schedules—and making sure those are cohesively put together and mailed. It’s not a one-time thing, either, it’s ongoing, and exhausting to someone being pulled in 20 different directions. Need help?
Schedule a Free 15-Minute Discovery Call
A La Carte Garden Writing and Graphics Services
Quick question: How much do these things cost?
Quick answer: I have a pretty good handle on how much time it takes to do specific tasks. If you shoot me an email and tell me what you need I can give you a pretty accurate ballpark on the price.
If you want hourly retainer work, I offer blocks of time starting at 5 hours for $500. That’s the minimum amount of retainer work I’d recommend purchasing. The maximum amount of retainer work or new project work I’ll start with a new client is $3,500 for a first project unless the first project is packaging a book or creating a database-driven website. (Books are costly boogers. Websites with databases are complicated beasts.) Some items have set fees.
Websites usually run between $1750 and $6000. 90% of the websites we work on are standard, non ecommerce sites that can be quickly done for $1750 with full SEO. (If you’d like more information about a website sometimes it is easier to talk on the phone. Schedule a free 15 minute discovery call here.)
Email Marketing
If you don’t have a great email list, you’re leaving money on the table. Period. We provide full-service email marketing including planning, implementation measurement & analysis.
Social Media Strategy & Implementation
Love it or hate it, most businesses need a social media presence that actually engages their customers. Get graphics, scheduling and content. When you just can’t get to it, we can help.
SEO Writing & Keyphrase Research
If you need more exposure on search engines, we provide professional meta-writing and insertion services. Our SEO services come with keyphrase research as well.
Paid Marketing & PPC (Pay Per CLick)
Are you a low-cost leader? Need to appear in the top of the search engines for your name or product name? Have a new product or service that performs well with paid marketing? We’ve got you covered.
Copywriting
Whether you need product descriptions, brochure text, or just inciting words to fill your website, we have the creative juice you are looking for.
Website Copy & Design
My graphics and web ninjas can create a site from scratch for you and I’ll write some pretty and pretty useful words for it to top it off.
Development, Horticultural, & Content Editing
Have a big ol’ pile of words that needs wranglin’? Need someone to Americanize your book? Want someone to check growing information? I’m your gal.
Sales & Advertising
Do you need a punchy ad? How about some landing page copy? Are you trying to sell something but don’t know what a landing page is? Send me an email and we’ll chat.
Blogging & Content Marketing
GOOD content is still key, particularly if you want to position yourself as an expert so that potential buyers seek your products and services.
Brochure/Flyer/Post Card Design & Printing
There’s still a place in this world for paper. We can help you put those dead trees to good use so you don’t feel bad they were cut down.
Ghost Writing
I will write anything for you and put your name on it for the right price. Please limit requests to topics that aren’t known to invoke angry letters & lawyers.
Graphic Design
If you’ve perused the portfolio, you know that the graphics wizards at The Garden of Words are magicians and can design pretty much anything. Stop hating your graphics and love your new look!
Editorial Writing (Articles: Industry & Consumer)
If you’re hiring me to do this, you probably need help ghost writing too. If you need a fresh perspective and love to hand in first drafts and rough content, I’m your gal.
PR – Press Release Writing
Get your story out in a way that makes people care and act instead of ignore. Know which services deserve your money and attention; Avoid those that don’t!
Know what you want? Confused, but think I can help?
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