I’m probably not going to write a book for you (But I can and I will if you need me to. See services.), so why include these on my website? Honestly, this is my blood right here. To write a book, let alone 7, 8, 9 in a few years, you have to have extreme focus, dedication, and a cushy butt. Basically, if you can get a book to press, you can probably see anything to completion, so, short of a recommendation letter from my 8th grade teacher, this lineup is where I show you I can get [redacted] done.
Also, who knows! Maybe you want to learn how to take care of your rose bushes, once and for all! If so, the Beginner’s Illustrated Guide to Gardening is what you need.